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You mean it doesn't just brush up against the target, and then apologize when scolded? |
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Oh - that old idea. I only put that up at a
time when there were loads of other alarm
clock notions. Meanwhile, did you know
that a recent sex survey revealed 15% of all
women secretly keep and use a dildo, in
preference to their partner. In your case, if
your wife seems to keep waking up first,
maybe she is one of that 15%? I'd start
asking leading questions.... "how come we
always need AA batteries when we don't
have any appliances that take that size?" |
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I think this will work better for the men. Ladies probably won't mind too much either way, but I know that as a guy, I'd be out of bed by 4:00 AM if I knew a didldo was waiting to bugger me in the bum at 6:00 AM. |
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// Meanwhile, did you know that a recent sex survey revealed 15% of all women secretly keep and use a dildo, in preference to their partner. |
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I did not, and I wonder whether we mean the same by "all", "women", and "survey". Do you have a link for that? |
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Misstune and Breadharvey 2004 "The
Hidden Desires of aAA Generation" - an
obscure, but authoritative document.
They have no belief in the internet. |
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I guess we mean different things by "authoritative", too! |
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If you include the date in your search, your
catharsis may come. |
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I had thought Misstune and Breadharvey
was a bit of a give-away... but you did
ask - so I obliged with answers. |
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I think that it should um... intensify its
motion until you wake up |
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