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Some public facilites have inadequate janitorial attendance. It sometimes happens even in the best run establishments. When this occurs (bogroll supply exhausted), it would be useful to have a backup supply.
Carrying a pack of tissues in one's trouser pockets or handbag is a common practice, but
even the smallest packs of facial tissues are fairly bulky.
However, for a minimal cost, banks could put four sheets of Extra Soft Two Ply folded up in the back of chequebooks, just as some incorporate a couple of spare deposit slips. They'd be fixed by perforations, just like the cheques, to stop them getting detached and lost.
This would prevent the need to use an actual cheque or two .......
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oh, be a man and use your credit card. |
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<puts fingers in ears, starts to hum loudly> |
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<hums even louder, closes eyes, tries to think about other things> |
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My cheques (when signed) aren't worth the paper they are written on - at least if I wipe my arse with them instead, then the worst they can become is a shitty piece of paper (+). |
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Add an additional function to the checkbook to give new meaning to "rubber check". |
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<puts paper bag over head> |
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It's human nature to cheque after you go. |
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"Hello, Mr. 8th, this is your bank. There seems to be a problem with your cheque, sir... pee-ooo..." |
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Shouldn't this be a deposit slip? It's not like you're making a substantial withdrawal - unless you're anal retentive. |
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I was going to do an idea for toilet paper and tissues that would automatically close after use, to inhibit curious users from checking the contents after for example blowing the nose, but I didn't dare. |
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[FarmerJohn] matron would like a word with you in her office - NOW |
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Hey, a use for my checkbook! |
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Hold on just a minute please. My chequebook register seems to be full.... |
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Is it Schrödinger's paper Bag?
Is [8th] gonna be ok in there... I mean theres a good chance he might not exist! |
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Do most people make a habit of carrying their checkbook with them everywhere? |
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