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A hand-held gadget, similar in form to an aerosol can, which can sputter a pizza with hot, melted mozzerella. With this, you can either resurface an entire pizza or just 'touch up' areas of thin topping where the pizza substrate is showing through.
Can also be used as a "fondue for one".
cheese comes in an aerosol can, not hot though
http://www.cockeyed.../cheese/cheese.html
[xandram, Sep 28 2007]
Inspired by...
Re-Cheese_20Please!
[hippo, Sep 28 2007]
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The secret mind of baking revealed...
Re-Cheese Please + Hand Blaster =
Cheese sputtering gun. I would have
called it Cheese-Sputs-Crust. Electric or
cranked up energy storing, friction
motor? [+] |
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Oh nonononono you bad bad man. |
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Hand held spluttering cheese gun... I nearly cried! |
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[zeno] What I said was a positive
comment, concluding with a positive
vote ! So how can you agree with it, yet
conclude with a minus? Just curious. |
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Hint for any ideas anyone has in the future: Cheese + Gun = Bun from me. ++++ |
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Ein Handgerät, das in der Form einer Aerosoldose ähnlich ist, die eine Pizza mit heißem spritzen kann, schmolz schmaltz. |
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I thought that german might do justice to a cheese sputtering gun. I was right. But even better is a schmaltz sputtering gun. Mmmm Schmolz Schmaltz! |
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I think there's an inherent problem in
spraying hot stuff. Even if it's hot when
it's in the can, the expansion of the
propellant gas will tend to cool it. |
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You may be able to accomplish this with
vacuum deposition. I think you'd have
to heat a mass of cheese in
vacuo, whereupon cheese onions (that
is, particles which are neither anions
nor cations, but carry 0 charge) will
tend to fly off and (in some cases) strike
the awaiting pizza. |
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I just don't fancy ideas that are inspired by ideas mostly. Say an idea is posted and it gets some buns. Next someone slaps rfid on it and a new idea is born. Next someone slaps bluetooth on it AND i SIT HERE READING THE SAME LAME IDEA FOR THE THIRD TIME! The capital letters are because I hit caps lock by accident but I will leave them there. |
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This is why I once posted an idea for a garden gnome that could also (primarily) be used as a dildo/vibrator. I deleted it because it was a protest against just this sort of thing. |
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I like ideas that come from the experience of other people around the world, not from people who roam the halfbakery in search of things to invent based on other halfbakers' inventions. There are exceptions but this is not one of them. |
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I did not realize this thing used
bluetooth! That would allow remote
use, and avoid burns by hot cheese!
Bun! With cheese! And schmaltz! |
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I am sad that my german experiment up
there did not satisfy your round-the-
world jones, [z]. I admit that google
translator did most of the work. |
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Well [2 fries] roams the neighbourhood
wearing an electric shock dog collar, so
I suppose we all have our territory to
mark - (see annotation on Stupid Sh*t
Reimbursement Law) - I'm still
laughing. |
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