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Are you worried that the change from your purchase may be contaminated with nasty diseases ?
Be not afraid ! BorgCo is here to help !
Simply drop that change - both coins and notes - into the intake chute of a new BorgCo currency sanitizer, positioned conveniently by the checkout of numerous
retail establishments, and be assured that the money will be immediately and thoroughly decontaminated, to the very highest standards*.
"BorgCo: Your Money Is Safe With Us"
*validated by MaxCo under an exclusive contract.
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Eh ? There's no "surcharge" as such ... |
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Yeah, no mention of the money being RETURNED to the
user... |
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And yes, all the Ferengi genes are in [MB]'s ancestry ... |
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And that makes me wonder, why can't we have those dis-infectors inside
our bodies? A human organism takes a few weeks to produce antibodies,
and get rid of it, while drug industry takes months to years to come up with
a vaccine. That makes me wonder about the technology transfer from our
bodies to our industry. |
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It's because of the useless wimps on "Ethics Committees". The procedure would be so simple - find a resistant individual, drain out all their blood, and use it to clone antibodies - if it weren't for their petty quibbling. So one exemplar stops working. Big deal ... greatest good of greatest number, and all that. |
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Not too weird -- I imagine we don't want people to have a
financial motive to lie about risk factors. |
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// we don't want people to have a financial motive to lie about risk factors // |
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So, stop electing them ... durrrrr .... |
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