h a l f b a k e r yI CAN HAZ CROISSANTZ?
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A place one can go to buy eggs/sperm of the famous person
of their choosing, Lets us ordinary people have a baby with
the person they care about without any need for physical
contact.
Creepy I know. I don't even have a favourite celebrity in
mind.
My Uncle Oswald
http://en.wikipedia...iki/My_Uncle_Oswald [spidermother, Mar 20 2014]
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Oh but the paternity suits would be flying wouldn't they? |
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Ah, we're ready for extinction now, I believe. |
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A family consisting of children sired from the cast of the Brady Bunch, or Star trek or Wars. Your own Seinfeld episode, a six pack of late night talk show hosts. or the circus carnival freak show. |
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The Budweiser Clydesdale s ? |
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No, the more likely outcome is an entire generation of Bieber-spawn to mothers aged 14-18. |
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We should not do anything to further facilitate our society's obsession with Celebrity worship. It's bad enough as is. |
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Restrict the choice to celebrity physicists, then? |
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No, that's jumping out of the frying pan and into the fire. (A very small pan, and it's actually just a candle.) |
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OK. Try again. Celebrity humanitarians. |
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Nice idea, only there would be no demand at all for the gametes. |
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The kids will think their name was "Son-I-expect-FAR-
more-from-you" |
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