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[Edited name: from Red-Dot Cat deterrer]
[edited. See original post below] When the cat reaches the
proximity of the area we want protected, RDCD goes into
action. A red dot moves around on the floor, the cat is
distracted and follows the dots, away from your precious
vase or expensive ipad.
[original
post receiving immediate flack from 2fries:
When the Cat(s) reaches near the aria protected...
I sent this idea from my phone and it helped with these
wonderful corrections. Thanks all for your patience.]
I just made a video for this
https://biteable.co...tdistract-r-1796011
[pashute, Mar 14 2018]
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Yes, cat's shouldn't be in the opera house in the first place. |
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Cat(s) and cat's are not cats.
Dots are us'ally chasing cat('s) and barking lot's.
Barking lots are where dots bark cars...no, cats... |
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<goes to lie down with a punch-you-ay-shun' headache> |
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Cats don't reaches.
Cat don't reaches. |
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It's the syntax of your sentences [pashute].
When taken literally as spelled the words don't make sense. "aria" is a musical term, you meant "area". |
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Lose the word; "reaches".
Cat or Cat(s) can 'near' an area without the term reaches at all. |
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oh yeah... and you meant "bed" instead of ''bad' in your tagline.
Other than that, you just need to teach a computer to recognise anticipate and then intercept cat movements. |
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All you need is an IR detector. It would work when people
approach the couch or vase as well, doing no harm, unless you
are a religious person and moving a red light on the Sabbath
day is prohibited. In which case I have a Sabbath RDCD with a
button that turns it off on Saturday. |
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// to recognise anticipate and then intercept cat movements. // |
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We got that for you, right here. |
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Just specify, in kilowatts, how powerful a laser you want fitting. Our best seller is the 2kW unit, as that usually only makes a small hole through the cat - higher powers tend to cause them to burst, and kittens just explode. Messy, but very satisfactory. |
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18 grains of Red Dot behind 7/8th oz of #6 would probably be 8th's nigh-favorite cat deterrent. |
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