h a l f b a k e r yThe phrase 'crumpled heap' comes to mind.
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Nicotine is highly toxic to cats.
Sadly, lacking an opposable thumb, it is very hard to get them to start smoking; both matches and lighters are beyond their abilities.
Nil desperandum. Technology offers an answer, in the form of the new BorgCo Cat Vaper. Using components from a standard "electronic
cigarette", plus other off-the-shelf devices, all you need to do is to fill it with the cat-food flavoured liquid and charge the battery, then leave it in a place that cats frequent.
When kitty approaches the box, it proceeds to emit a cloud of fine mist with an attractive odour, encouraging said feline to inhale deeply, and sucking a hopefully lethal dose of nicotine into its respiratory tract.
All that's then necessary is to dispose of the mortal remains ...
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"cat-food flavoured"? Why not catnip-flavored? |
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//Nicotine is highly toxic to cats.// |
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Huh? A lot of cats purr in the laps of smokers. Maybe
evolution has already defeated you. |
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Smoke rises, unfortunately. |
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Perhaps BorgCo could bundle this product with the ever-
useful "Cat Trebuchet" for the aforementioned kitty mortal
remains? Bun [+] |
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