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Cat Laser Ballet

Cats chase a series of laser dots that are moving in interesting patterns.

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Viewed from above they could be directed to do a cat version of those water ballets from the old movies.

—	doctorremulac3, Apr 10 2018

Like this only with cats. https://www.youtube...watch?v=FRqcZcrgPaU
And not in water obviously. [doctorremulac3, Apr 10 2018]

This is bizarre. https://www.youtube...watch?v=9bVJol3-XLo
I think an animated cat version of this would get 60 million views on Youtube. [doctorremulac3, Apr 10 2018]

Those might be bad for cats https://catingtonpo...not-what-you-think/
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How powerful are the lasers ? To within, say, a kilowatt or so ?

—	8th of 7, Apr 10 2018

You'd have to vet the cats for laser focus.

—	wjt, Apr 13 2018

If all the cats could see all the dots, then you couldn't control which cat chased which dot.

Solutions might include polarised contact lenses.

—	pertinax, Apr 14 2018

A smart set of laser dot movements also might get a probabilistic cat wave ballet.

—	wjt, Apr 15 2018

Just occurred to me, having a translucent floor with the lights underneath might be better so the cats don't block the beam's path.

—	doctorremulac3, Apr 15 2018

//polarised contact lenses// with embedded outward radiating laser diodes.

A Cats ballet on ice. One for the B-ray.

—	wjt, Apr 16 2018

Getting them into tutus will be a challenge

—	2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 21 2018