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If you own a long hair cat keeping then looking like something other than an old mop is a real chore, particularly if the critter doesn't appreciate the attention. What's needed is something like a cotton gin: a pair of rollers with fine wires on them to 'card' the cat hair into some semblance of order.
Maybe set the rollers up vertically (like in a car wash) in a tunnel between cat and tasty treats. Result: brushed kitty rewarded by treats, eager to do it again.
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We like muchly ... if, that is, the roller spacing is fully adjustable. |
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I may be mistaken, but I think something like this was done with cat doors in the past. |
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What, heavy rollers with sharp spikes, set 100mm apart and driven with a 5kVA 3-phase motor ? Wow, who knew, huh ? |
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I assumed this was going to be some kind of
flavouring. |
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Yeah, this is going to need a LOT of ice. |
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With a bit more machinery you can have custom socks to keep
your feet warm. |
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Would that be knitted socks, or kittened socks ? MUHWHAAHAHAHAH ! AHAHAHAHA ! <cough, cough> |
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<looks round surreptitiously to try and spot bottle of Dried Frog pills> |
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"card" - hook-side velcro, belt-sander style |
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With a long enough belt, you could get a fair bit of speed out of one of those... |
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<Contemplates likely reception of "Skeeten" idea> |
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<Chokes back overwhelming urge to disenage safety catch and shout "PULL !"> |
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