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Cat Gin

 Cotton gin for cats
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If you own a long hair cat keeping then looking like something other than an old mop is a real chore, particularly if the critter doesn't appreciate the attention. What's needed is something like a cotton gin: a pair of rollers with fine wires on them to 'card' the cat hair into some semblance of order. Maybe set the rollers up vertically (like in a car wash) in a tunnel between cat and tasty treats. Result: brushed kitty rewarded by treats, eager to do it again.
—Steamboat, Jun 01 2016

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       We like muchly ... if, that is, the roller spacing is fully adjustable.
—8th of 7, Jun 01 2016
   

       I may be mistaken, but I think something like this was done with cat doors in the past.
—normzone, Jun 01 2016
   

       What, heavy rollers with sharp spikes, set 100mm apart and driven with a 5kVA 3-phase motor ? Wow, who knew, huh ?
—8th of 7, Jun 01 2016
   

       I assumed this was going to be some kind of flavouring.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 01 2016
   

       Yeah, this is going to need a LOT of ice.
—normzone, Jun 01 2016
   

       With a bit more machinery you can have custom socks to keep your feet warm.
—whatrock, Jun 01 2016
   

       Would that be knitted socks, or kittened socks ? MUHWHAAHAHAHAH ! AHAHAHAHA ! <cough, cough>   

       Ahem.   

       <looks round surreptitiously to try and spot bottle of Dried Frog pills>
—8th of 7, Jun 01 2016
   

       "card" - hook-side velcro, belt-sander style
—lurch, Jun 04 2016
   

       With a long enough belt, you could get a fair bit of speed out of one of those...   

       <Contemplates likely reception of "Skeeten" idea>   

       <Chokes back overwhelming urge to disenage safety catch and shout "PULL !">
—8th of 7, Jun 04 2016
   


 

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