h a l f b a k e r yContrary to popular belief
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As I was turning down the 7th last-minute-alternative- to-the-
SuperBowl-invitation from my gay-disabled-non-American or-
otherwise-not involved-in-the-dog-loving chicken-wing-eating
baby-
making-football-watching machine-in-this-country friends, it
occurred to me that there should be some organized
alternative so
that all of these gay-priest-disability-advocate cat-lovers, of which
I
count myself as one, can avoid all of the extra energy that goes
into
making up alternative events, all of which are last minute and
suck,
mostly because it is not in our nature as cat lovers to do anything
organized and for which you could imagine cheerleaders.
So why not have a distributed-Bok-Choy-eating cat-lovers' Bowl?
This
would be distributed, so that everyone could attend remotely, or
not
even attend in any way if they so desired, hsssssssst.
That way I will not have all of these invitations to turn down next
year because everyone will know that me and all my friends will
be
attending the Bok Choy eating Cat Lovers Bowl, in our separate
apartments, while knitting and listening to books.
They could even make it a part of the American Football League
so
as not to disturb the joiney-er amongst the baby-making machine.
Close without the bok choy.
http://www.hallmark...om/kittenbowl/about
[blissmiss, Feb 02 2014]
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Would it be very unAmerican to tell your inviters
that you just aren't interested in football (or
baseball - I know it's one of those two)? |
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It's football, and yes it would be very unAmerican, but not
just because it's all about football today, but because it's
really all about all babies today and no one is making that a
conscious topic of conversation at the national level.
Sometimes I imagine what it would be like if they used a
life-like plastic baby instead of a football. |
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//it's really all about all babies today// Well, you
lost me there. Is there some deal whereby the
supporters of the winning team impregnate their
significant others? |
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-- Both teams, all the fans and anyone who likes dogs,
chicken wings or beer. Cat lovers, wine affectionados, and
Bok Choy enthusiasts are consigned to History's recycle bin. |
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This idea is wrong on so many levels that it's
hard to know where to begin, but as a start,
here's a fishbone. |
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They impregnate their significant others, both
teams, all the fans and anyone who likes dogs,
chicken wings or beer? |
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They better serve raw oysters at this thing. |
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When adoring cats you might want to remember
there's a difference of opinion between them and
humans as to who sits where on the food chain. I'd
post links, but they're kind of gross. Bottom line:
don't die with nothing but your beloved cat around
unless you want to end up in the litter box. |
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hang on - gay men don't like American Football?
Why not? |
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And don't they have disabled access? |
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One wonders what activity Sheldon engages in
during these mundane social events. |
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Yes [blissy] I watched the kitten bowl! So cute. |
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