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Cast Phone

 For Broken Connections
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A couple of acquaintances of mine recently were injured in Motorcycle accidents going over 100 mph.
A *young kid* passed them up at 110+ on a MV Agusta Serie Oro F4. Well, they didn't like that at all. One tried to catch up to and pass the F4.
1st Rider + Rock = Motorcycle and oil everywhere.
(Oil slick was @ 15 yards/metres)
2nd Rider + Oil = Slide x Fall x Slam into barrier x Bike over cliff
2 Riders = Helicopter Ride to Hospital = Casts here and there.

It's now a hassle to answer the phone, let alone dial it.
I propose a Cast with embedded phone.
*Ring*
*Bonk*
"Ow... Hello?"
—thumbwax, Jul 23 2002

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       I prescribe bedrest with sensory deprivation for these two bozos.
—DrCurry, Jul 23 2002
   

       Of course - it's just a tragically humorous anecdote & they're just acquaintances who've got 40 years of motorcycling experience guts and less brains between them.
Eliminate that cause - would a Cast Phone serve a porpoise for someone injured in brainier circumstances?
—thumbwax, Jul 23 2002
   

       Only if you can also stick phones in leg casts. That way, an accidental break helps to improve your flexibility like never before.
-knee phones for the less adventurous
-ankle phones for the yoga gurus
—madradish, Jul 23 2002
   

       My first priority would be a cast that would scratch the itchy places.
—FarmerJohn, Jul 23 2002
   

       oh FarmerJohn, for that all you need are some symbiotic parasites to scuttle around inside your cast.
—sappho, Jul 23 2002
   

       gaaaaahhhh
—sappho, Jul 23 2002
   

       FJ: set the phone to vibrate, and I think it would do the trick. (Better that than cockroaches, anyway.) (But we already discussed vibrating casts, and they're Baked.)
—DrCurry, Jul 23 2002
   

       If my cell phone keeps dropping calls, it's going to need it's own cast...
—Mr Burns, Jul 23 2002
   

       bliss, you and most others missed *sexybob* trolling, with *carts_with_no_punts* and *syren* annotating everything in sight. *parts_with_no_cunts* also changed the ideas with some frequency - This is why *parts_with_no_cunts* - the diversion - was marked as a troll elsewhere.
—thumbwax, Jul 23 2002
   

       Errr - handsfree kit?
—Seaneeboy, Apr 07 2003
   
      
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