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Well-made durable slippers in which the uppers are made from carpet.
Sold in carpet retailers; buy carpet for your room, get matching slippers included.
Watch your feet "vanish".
Very difficult to find once removed, if left on the matching floor covering.
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I think it would work better if your carpet was a chaotic
pattern of feet (level of hairyness as required...). |
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We tried that, but the broken bones, blood, and toenail
fungus were too much of an attraction to infection. |
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Get off me! I'm just asking about your slippers. |
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I know you're joking, but this would be a very clever novelty
sales bonus for carpet stores to give out. |
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"Buy today and get your carpet matching slippers so it
appears that you're walking on bloody stumps instead of
feet." |
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Might want to re-word that but, yea, really good novel
marketing idea. Seriously. |
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// it appears that you're walking on bloody stumps instead of feet // |
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"You will become one with the floor. You will all become one with the floor". |
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Why not a matching carpet 3-piece suit and hat? and tie And corona-mask. And gloves. For all the family. And all the furniture as well. And the wallpaper. And the ceiling. And the curtains. Have I forgotten anything? |
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// Have I forgotten anything? // |
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Where you last put your car keys ? |
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//matching carpet 3-piece suit//
I have definitely seen a YouTube video of guys wearing
clothes that exactly match the carpet (in a casino, IIRC). A
quick Google failed to find it, but there were other hits of
similar matchingness. |
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There's a guy who disguises himself as the driver's seat of his car, and then patronizes drive-thru takeaways with an action cam discreetly placed on the passenger side ... the staff's reactions are hilarious. |
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Of course, when autonomous self-driving cars become commonplace and owners send them out unoccupied to collect stuff, such pranks will no longer be possible. |
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