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Bacon Insoles look like packets of bacon, but they're printed insoles for your shoes.
Digital printing technology, combined with a randomising algorithm ensures that every matching pair of insoles is unique. (Bacon Insoles are not suitable for leaving on public view when visiting certain religious
establishments that require shoes to be left outside)
http://groceries.ic...f/8835818127390.jpg
looks like this before unwrapping and placing in shoes - very comfortable [xenzag, Aug 25 2017]
Walking on Bacon
http://www.alamy.co...gland-27739237.html
[normzone, Aug 25 2017]
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Shoes that smell of bacon rather than sweaty feet would be a great improvement. [+]. |
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By odd coincidence, I was today working at company whose next-door neighbour is a company called "Baconinflate". No space, no explanation. Apparently they produce gonflables. |
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I imagine that inflatable bacon would be quite popular. I
have some inflatable toast, and it's very useful. |
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Simply make the shoes out of bacon, weaved
together. |
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Watch out for weevils though. |
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Do they live elsewhere and just visit, or are they resident weevils
? |
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If you did daredevil tricks on a motorbike whilst weaving in
mid air, would your stage name be Weavel Knievel? |
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