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A bit more chewing first or the stiffle range ? |
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When I die I would like my corpse to be strapped into the driver's seat of my car and then for my (remotely controlled) car to be driven at high speed and into a dramatic accident resulting in the car exploding in a ball of fire or being driven off a cliff or something similar. |
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Well, they won’t have to worry about burying you
alive by accident after that. |
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This could become endless, if the car at the end of its life is pulverised, and the resulting powder injected into the veins of the owner. |
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There was another equally pointless idea I posted years ago
that allowed you to eat a full sized car over time. It would
be ground up and put into thousands and thousands of
capsules that you'd swallow, a few every day till you ate a
Buick. |
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I didn't bother coming up with a reason why you'd want to do
this. Leave that up to the eggheads in marketing. |
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Just occurred to me, this is tailor made for a viral hoax. Not
something I'm interested in because it's lying and I have a
problem with that, but I do see that it would be interesting
to see this broadcast all around by an excited news media
that wouldn't bother to check the facts because the story
would get viewers. All you'd need is pictures of an old guy
with a classic car, a shot of somebody pouring the contents
of an urn into a paint mixer and a shot of a newly painted
classic car. (linky) |
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If you change "car" to "cat", and skip the cremation, this whole
idea becomes entirely more feasible. |
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Supposedly the eat the soft parts first. Yea, I know. |
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Dogs will wait till their almost starving, cats would
probably consider its owner vs the full bowl of food
minutes after death. |
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They should make a catfood commercial based on
that interesting scientific fact. |
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See link for the opposite: using your mulched up
car as toothpaste. It wasn't a popular idea here,
but I still like it a lot. |
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"Macabre" could be the service used by deceased taxi drivers. |
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[Picks them back up off the floor & puts them back in] |
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This is a deliberate ploy to encourage someone else to post
.. |
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"Cat Lover Becomes Their Favorite Cat In Death" |
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"Owner's remains mixed into the interior." |
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Aha, I see you already caught [Max] with it. |
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Don't cremains (great word!) tend to be a bit coarse? Maybe
turning somebody into 60 grit sandpaper is more realistic… |
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I must have been channeling you, [notexactly]. But the right stipple has Bernoulli properties. |
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//Don't cremains (great word!) tend to be a bit
coarse?// |
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Yes. You could mix it with sparkles. (link) |
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I suppose you could even process the creamains
somehow that they became sparkly. |
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