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It's going to happen. The dog's going to eat that report that was due Monday and there's really no solution known to modern science that can prevent it. So why not go with the flow and give Fido some health benefits from his taste in important, overdue paperwork? "Heeey, who's a good boy? Did you eat
all that homework? Yeeess you did."
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“Is there any other point to which you would wish
to draw my attention?” |
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“To the curious incident of the dog in the night-
time.” |
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“The dog ate no homework in the night-time.” |
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“That was the curious incident.” |
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The logical progression of this idea would lead to a combination of charity and small business. |
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One of those secure document destruction services could partner with the local animal shelter to contract for paper eating services. |
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werewolf: "I ate my own homework" (+) |
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I wonder if any veterinary student has ever had their homework eat their dog. |
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[+] good work, you get an A+. |
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My daughter brought up an interesting point: What if the
dog really DID eat your homework? Do you lie to the
teacher and say you didn't finish it? |
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Try presenting a small bag of fragments of charred paper and explaining "Sorry, it got hi-test Hydrogen Peroxide spilt on it and it spontaneously combusted". |
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That genuinely works, once at least. But it is vitally necessary to have previously developed a certain reputation with the teachers. This is easier for some than others; to achieve such a reputation at primary school is a notable achievement. |
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//you can hand in the remainder saying "The dog
didn't quite finish my homework".// |
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