h a l f b a k e r yWe have a low common denominator: 2
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“Is there any other point to which you would wish
to draw my attention?” |
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“To the curious incident of the dog in the night-
time.” |
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“The dog ate no homework in the night-time.” |
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“That was the curious incident.” |
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The logical progression of this idea would lead to a combination of charity and small business. |
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One of those secure document destruction services could partner with the local animal shelter to contract for paper eating services. |
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werewolf: "I ate my own homework" (+) |
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I wonder if any veterinary student has ever had their homework eat their dog. |
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[+] good work, you get an A+. |
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My daughter brought up an interesting point: What if the
dog really DID eat your homework? Do you lie to the
teacher and say you didn't finish it? |
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Try presenting a small bag of fragments of charred paper and explaining "Sorry, it got hi-test Hydrogen Peroxide spilt on it and it spontaneously combusted". |
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That genuinely works, once at least. But it is vitally necessary to have previously developed a certain reputation with the teachers. This is easier for some than others; to achieve such a reputation at primary school is a notable achievement. |
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//you can hand in the remainder saying "The dog
didn't quite finish my homework".// |
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