h a l f b a k e r yI think this would be a great thing to not do.
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Candy Safety Tether
Cloth or mesh bag contains candy attached to string tied around your finger or elsewhere. | |
A simple device to protect oneself from the hazard of choking
on
hard candies. If a hard candy slips down the windpipe and
lodges
inside the airway can be fatally blocked. By placing hard
candies
inside the cloth or mesh bag, and inserting this into your mouth,
the
candy will dissolve
with similar sweet effect. The tether
attached to
the cloth bag keeps the candy from being smallowed*
prematurely, or
more dangerously inhaled. This is useful for running while
simultaneously sucking on hard candies, when heavy breathing
poses
a risk for example.
*swallowed
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You just think you're so fuckin' funny, doncha boyo.
Well, have a bone. |
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WAS gonna bun this idea, FWIW. |
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Picky, picky, picky. Give the poor crazy bastard his bun; for
all we know the 'ety' morphed into an acid dragon and he
dropped his smartphone to the ground in the middle of
Central Park, frantically pointing at the towering beast and
screaming "Kill it, kill it with fire!" |
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Here's my unconditioned bun, [rcarts]. |
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No can do. I was born a discursive regulationist, I was
raised a discursive regulationist, and I'm gonna die a
discursive regulationist. |
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What Quest said. Sucking on netting, well sucks, I
would think. |
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yeah, you could swallow or choke on the tether
which could be much worse, as cloth does not
dissolve as the hard candy would. |
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Well, use liquorish to make the mesh. |
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I thought this would be a tether attached to your waist to keep you a safe distance away from the sweeties. |
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