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Since Canadian athletes have done such a lousy job so far at the Olympics I propose we have games we stand a chance of winning.
The carpet trip: measure the distance from the edge of the carpet to where the foot lands.
2 metre belly-flop:biggest spalsh wins.Contestants 300lbs or more.
Projectile
vomiting: drink too much and see who pukes the furthest.
Tim Hortons relay:teams run between donut shops.
Before anyone asks, yes I am a Canadian citizen.Have a nice day eh!
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snowball fights, tobaggon races....I'd enter in those + from
another Canuck |
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At last, us Scottish may be in with a shout of some Gold!! |
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The Scottish being part of Britain that suits me too then. Ah, victory by proxy. Maybe they could throw in some events that the English would have a shot at. The 100m Apologise perhaps. |
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[harderthanjesus] Formation disciplined queueing? |
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Not Making A Scene - On Floor, Bar and Parallel Rings. |
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Scottish events:
100m Deep Frying
Parallel and Asymmetric Chibs
Bawbooting
Shoving your granny aff a bus
Full Contact Strip The Willow. |
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Weight lifting - 12 oz. curls. |
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Also,
Synchronised Drinking - Team event obviously. |
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Verbally insulting innocent bystanders |
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The pished walk home - Kebab optional. |
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The possibilities are endless. |
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