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I dunno. When they took First To Invent out of the constitution without so much as a by-your-leave they kinda stuck a big'ol steak-knife in its ribs... so I'll probably work that day just like every other stat holiday I don't get off. |
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(+) for figuring a legit April holiday. |
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For Canada, April 1 would be singularly appropriate... |
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OK, 8th, I'll ask the question. Why would April 1 be appropriate for Canada? |
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And before you answer, please factor in the knowledge that we Canadians live next door to a nation that has historically elected leaders that are either stumbling, bumbling, lecherous, or unethical, and are on the verge of installing an effete clown as their commander-in-chief. |
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You forgot to mention that average IQ in Canada is
slightly higher than the average IQ in your nearest
neighbouring country. |
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// Why would April 1 be appropriate for Canada? // |
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For being foolish enough to permit the use of french as if it were a real language, of course. |
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Oh, that! We western Canadians had little say in that decision. The phrase "rammed down our throats" was very commonly heard west of Thunder Bay. |
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Besides, we're just too darned polite to tell anyone to take off, eh? |
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