h a l f b a k e r yI didn't say you were on to something, I said you were on something.
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In UK it's illegal for a bus to pick up or set down elsewhere than at designated bus stops (at least it was when I was a bus driver - there are hailable buses now, but I think they need to be specially licenced.) |
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In my (extensive) experience I've come across a number of drivers (not all of them, I hasten to add for angel's benefit) who had difficulty noticing the bloody great bus-stop by the side of the road. They'd have no chance of spotting your hat, ease, unless you were walking down the middle of the road.
I would suggest that an elephant gun would be a better alternative. Bring down that speeding bus and display it, stuffed, over your fireplace.
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Well I know the whole thing about the UK and designated stops as pointed out by angel.
I think thought there is another flaw to your plan which could be solved by a modification. As there are so many buses that will pass you and not all will go to your destination you have supplied with your hat a set of destination signs or bus numbers. |
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The numbers-on-the-hat thing is baked, even if the hat isn't. There's a blind guy in my town who can hear when a bus is coming to the stop, and he holds up a board with the number of the bus that he wants. If the bus is on a different route, it passes him by, otherwise it stops for him. The guy built this board himself; it has a light bulb inside so the drivers can see it at night. |
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in toronto, bus drivers will pick you up or drop you off anywhere along the route that you desire, as long as you're a woman and it's after dark. it's a safety thing. |
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Mihali: Hm...move to Toronto, get a sex change, stop rotation of earth. I think it's a bit drastic for a bus ride... |
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Mmm...giant stop sign mounted on hat...neck problems. Indeed. |
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