h a l f b a k e r yQuis custodiet the custard?
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Ewwww, but have a bum....err I mean bun. |
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"Bum(w)rap" would be a more fitting title, I would think. |
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Bunghole,...um, Bungston, there is something wrong with your analogy. You see, the poop will be coming from *inside* your body, not from outside. I doubt that your paperettes will hold so airtight around the anus that they can prevent "inside jobs", if you understand what I mean. |
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However, if you are putting on soiled underpants, then I believe bum-tarps can provide useful protection. |
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Have these "poop-tarps" cover the backs of the legs and ankles, so when I'm taking a pit stop in the woods, the other campers don't laugh at me ... THEN and ONLY THEN will I reverse the fishbone |
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If you made the 'slit' into a more interesting shape such as a star, crescent or square you might create a trend for deliberately and artistically shaped logs. |
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Yuck. No point, really, unless it
had the same type of elasticity as a
sphincter (which is massive) and
could be sealed close to....yuck. |
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This is quite revolting. The easiest
part would be putting this into
production. Hard = getting
someone to use it. |
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Where could I find it in the drug store? ... and if you say "the toy asile" I'm going to hurt you |
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//It actually wasn't too hard to put it on... // |
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No, but after I tried to rip it off, I bled for a week... |
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Perhaps you could sell this in 2-packs with a PeeCone, designed to avoid similar problems with the other voiding function? Newton's 4th law is now repealed. |
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