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Bow Tie Reading Glasses
Classic butterfly-shaped pince nez, that can be clipped to a shirt collar or perched on a nose. | |
Novelty sized with darkened lenses also available, as sunglasses.
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Good in its limited way, but only suitable for benighted oiks who have sunk so low as to not only own but actually wear a pre-tied bow tie... |
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Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses. Girls who wear bow ties, get asked out for drinks or something that ryhmes with ties. |
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//a pre-tied bow tie// My horizon has just been broadened, and not in a pleasant way. |
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^ In which case, you should consider our inflatable-telescope tie. |
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Well I'll be damned - a google image search for [ pince nez nude ] DOES get hits ! |
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