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Bow Tie Reading Glasses

Classic butterfly-shaped pince nez, that can be clipped to a shirt collar or perched on a nose.
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Novelty sized with darkened lenses also available, as sunglasses.
FlyingToaster, Feb 22 2017


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       Good in its limited way, but only suitable for benighted oiks who have sunk so low as to not only own but actually wear a pre-tied bow tie...
8th of 7, Feb 22 2017
  

       Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses. Girls who wear bow ties, get asked out for drinks or something that ryhmes with ties.
popbottle, Feb 22 2017
  

       //a pre-tied bow tie// My horizon has just been broadened, and not in a pleasant way.
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 22 2017
  

       ^ In which case, you should consider our inflatable-telescope tie.
FlyingToaster, Jul 28 2017
  

       Well I'll be damned - a google image search for [ pince nez nude ] DOES get hits !
normzone, Jul 28 2017
  


 

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