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Centrifuges for emptying condiment bottles have been proposed <link>.
However, the latest innovation from BorgCo Engineering is a money-saving alternative.
It consists of a light yet sturdy adjustable plastic frame that fits inside the majority of domestic clothes washing machines.
Simply install
the frame, weigh the container you wish to centrifuge, and add an equivalent amount of water to the counterbalance container.
Place the target container in the cradle and clamp it in the desired orientation, and clip the counterbalance onto its corresponding position. Then shut the door and activate the spin cycle.
Et viola ! Any contents left in the container have been propelled to one end of the container by the wonders of Newtonian mechanics.
Not available in the shops. Astound your friends ! Order today !
Ketchup Centrifuge
Ketchup_20Centrifuge
Prior Art [8th of 7, Aug 06 2019]
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What's wrong with simply using an ice skater? Admittedly she
can only hold two bottles at once, but it seems much more
civilised. |
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Also, do you realise you wrote "light yet sturdy adjustable
plastic" ? |
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Yes ... we were looking at a 787 flying over at the time, and thinking "Sturdy it ain't" |
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The ice skater idea is interesting. |
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// What's wrong with simply using an ice skater? // |
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Did the terms of the restraining order not clarify that for you? |
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He can be remarkably obtuse about things like that ... "Yes, but that doesn't apply to me" is one of the favourite phrases within the family. |
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I'll have one of these for the imaginary stock of Mouton-
Rothschild '45s. |
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I've always thought the '89 has more potential, not that I'd say
no to a '45. |
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