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This cunning contraption is a bra, fitted with those music
sensitive devices they use to make dancing flowerpots,
Santas, Big Mouth Billy Bob Basses, etc.
Especially useful for barmaids who have their hands full
of drinks - now they can jiggle their juggies while
juggling the jiggers.
I
can't believe I said that. Especially with po in the room.
[Gently, ping, jiggle gently - we're not out to hurt anyone
in a very sensitive area. And as for degradation, this is
strictly for those who want such a thing - we're not out
to degrade anyone either. To quote from your own idea
(!), this simply allows you a "look-here-are-my-breasts
wiggle" without upsetting your balance. Syncopated.]
Sheesh, should have patented this one...
http://jinglejugs.com/
The Big Mouth Billy Bass version. [DrCurry, Jul 19 2007]
baked!
http://www.youtube....watch?v=AKY5_tz8aFo
by Britney's boobs [jaksplat, Jul 20 2007]
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Ah, the air is beginning to freshen as Fall descends. |
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who told you that I was once the world's worst barmaid? a very petulant husband made me give up the job as I was having too much fun. |
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I think it wouldn't even work ... try making jelatin move to a rithm ... it rebounds and introduces additional unwanted waves... |
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It must be jelly (coz jam don't shake like that). |
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DrC, I'm shocked. Perhaps you are auditioning to take the (late great) Farmer's place? so where's the illustration... |
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A defining moment in his halfbaking career condemns DrCurry to forever be known as "The Boogie Woogie Booby Boy Of Halfbakery". |
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Hah, good one half, how about Booby- wooby jiggle boy. |
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It'll probably cause a rash...better include lots of talcum powder with the set. |
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visualises great puffs of talcum powder ... |
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//That would hurt quite a bit. I don't think someone other than a prostitute or a masochist would submit to having parts of her body "animated" in this degrading way.// |
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There was this SNL episode with Britney SpI see what you mean. |
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Funny, Honey, but I hope the cliff FJ stepped over is still too far away for you, Dr. C. |
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//DrC, I'm shocked. Perhaps you are auditioning to take the (late great) Farmer's place?// |
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As soon as FJ comes back and draws a picture, for Dr. Curry, of a pig flying... |
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Mine jiggle, jump, and juggle with absolutely no mechanical help. It's called having "good tits". They came from my mom, and she got em from hers. |
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[bliss]: so you got them from her after she was finished with them? |
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[bliss] - maybe you could post a photo of... no, that request might not go down so well. |
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Yup, along with my liver, my reddish hair, my long legs, and crappy temper. |
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Well, good grief, see link. |
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Your milkshake is better than theirs |
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It brings all the bakers to the yard |
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I baked this a few weeks ago, but wasn't feeling Benfrost enough to post my "Jiggle Enhancing Bra" idea. [+] |
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What about a computer, sensors, and actuators in the bra that keep the breasts in the "perfect position", even while doing jumping jacks? |
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I wonder how much forward energy is lost as waste-jiggle over an entire marathon? |
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Are you going to post an idea regarding capturing that energy and using it as a source to power something else? Double dog dare you :-) |
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That would require a punny name to end all punny names. |
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Rather than the mechanism you don't describe, I suggest using a tens machine. It firms while it entertains. |
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It would definitely work if breast implants were designed with this rhythm feature... |
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