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A bike seat that leaks blood-red dye into the cushion if a hidden button hasn't been pressed within the past month.
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Why wait so long - why not have it activate for each use unless disarmed? |
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Because I'd forget to push the button often. Hopefully I'd remember at least once per month. |
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Pressing button resets timer holding back powerful spring loaded spike |
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[pocmloc] from the help file //cruelty - the idea is a new
way of torturing or killing a person or an animal for
pleasure or revenge. For example new, more painful ways
of executing prisoners; or ways to booby-trap one's home to
maim burglars.// Spring loaded spikes in seats are old
news, and can get ideas into mfd land. |
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[xenzag] has an excellent point, except for the fact
that this is not a new way of torturing or killing a
person or an animal for pleasure or revenge, and
does not involve a spring loaded spike. Spot on,
[xen]. |
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OK, good point. So, the spike is fake, the spring very weak and there is a concealed steel plate between the spike and the seat. But it looks terrifying. |
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See, I was just protecting the bike seat. Bike seats have to be the most frequent bike part stolen. I had several stolen in college. Riding home is still possible, but much less fun. |
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Your idea would work as well. |
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[max] has an excellent point, except he fails to notice I was referring to [pocmloc's] annotation and not actual the idea. |
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Ah - in that case, collapse of stout party and
apologies to [xenzag]. |
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Freud was a pseudointellectual and a preud. |
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[MB] I can only applaud the way you slipped "preud" in there as if it was a word. Or was this just prior to Freud becoming an "ud"? |
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//I've had 3 whole bikes stolen, never once had just the seat taken |
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Presumably there is the third option of someone stealing bikes, but leaving the saddles behind? |
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"Wo! Piles giving you gyp mate?" |
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"Na, it's me bleadin' bike seat." |
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Potentially, instead of just using paint, it could
annotate the thief's rear with a legend: |
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"Dirty", or
"Kick here", or
"Caution : noxious fumes", or
"I'm with stupid ^". |
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