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Bikini babes for accident scenes

 Be sexy and slow traffic
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It's not necessary to make every car slow down, you just need to encourage enough of them to do so. This emergency crew member would be attractive and bikini-clad, for the purpose of holding a "go slow" sign and causing almost every car with a male driver to slow down. Alternatively where the work crew is visible from the road it may be sufficient to have the better-built male crewmen go topless.
—Voice, Apr 05 2019

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       People already slow down and rubberneck at accident scenes (because they want to look at the accident), but, IIRC, that's something the authorities generally want to prevent, not augment.
—notexactly, Apr 05 2019
   

       Why limit it to explicit accident scenes ? Prevention is preferable to treatment : carshow models rappelling from helicopters over snarled traffic would do much towards mitigation of road rage in half the drivers.
—FlyingToaster, Apr 05 2019
   

       [+] You're not claiming the work crew is going to get any work done?   

       Also, I'm worried/certain that in the UK it would just be Stephen Fry rubbing his ass, which is why we didn't see [8th] for weeks.
—4and20, Apr 05 2019
   

       Not all men are attracted to females. American men (for example) find chromium plated weapons more attractive, and the French are drawn to the sight of a crispy baguette, while no Australian male can resist the sight of a kangaroo exploring its own pouch with the end of its tail.
—xenzag, Apr 05 2019
   

       Why would you want a chromium-plated weapon ?
—FlyingToaster, Apr 05 2019
   

       It's a hipster chromagnon thing, you've probably never heard of it.   

       See how even the mention of the item smokes them out! Ha
—xenzag, Apr 05 2019
   

       A rigorously conducted research programme involving a carefully selected sample of one bikini-wearing human female leads to the conclusion that this idea can only be trialled in an impractically narrow set of environmental and climatic conditions.   

       A parallel investigation employing thr TV remote control confirms that those tasked with recovering crashed vehicles exclusively favour heavy-duty work garments rather than skimpy swimwear.
—8th of 7, Apr 07 2019
   

       // A rigorously conducted research programme involving a carefully selected sample of one bikini-wearing human female leads to the conclusion that this idea can only be trialled in an impractically narrow set of environmental and climatic conditions.//   

       Clearly more study is needed. I'll write the grant proposal if you'll push it through.
—Voice, Apr 07 2019
   

       I do NOT want to hear about [8th] pushing anything through, thankyouverymuch.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 07 2019
   


 

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