h a l f b a k e r yA riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a rich, flaky crust
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
browse anonymously,
or get an account
and write.
register,
|
|
|
It's not necessary to make every car slow down, you just need to encourage enough of them to do so. This emergency crew member would be attractive and bikini-clad, for the purpose of holding a "go slow" sign and causing almost every car with a male driver to slow down. Alternatively where the work crew
is visible from the road it may be sufficient to have the better-built male crewmen go topless.
[link]
|
| |
People already slow down and rubberneck at accident scenes (because they want to look at the accident), but, IIRC, that's something the authorities generally want to prevent, not augment. |
|
| |
Why limit it to explicit accident scenes ? Prevention is preferable to treatment : carshow models rappelling from helicopters over snarled traffic would do much towards mitigation of road rage in half the drivers. |
|
| |
[+] You're not claiming the work crew is going to get any work done? |
|
| |
Also, I'm worried/certain that in the UK it would just be Stephen Fry rubbing his ass, which is why we didn't see [8th] for weeks. |
|
| |
Not all men are attracted to females. American
men (for example) find chromium plated weapons
more attractive, and the French are drawn to the
sight of a crispy baguette, while no Australian
male can resist the sight of a kangaroo exploring
its own pouch with the end of its tail. |
|
| |
Why would you want a chromium-plated weapon ? |
|
| |
It's a hipster chromagnon thing, you've probably never heard of it. |
|
| |
See how even the mention of the item smokes
them out! Ha |
|
| |
A rigorously conducted research programme involving a carefully selected sample of one bikini-wearing human female leads to the conclusion that this idea can only be trialled in an impractically narrow set of environmental and climatic conditions. |
|
| |
A parallel investigation employing thr TV remote control confirms that those tasked with recovering crashed vehicles exclusively favour heavy-duty work garments rather than skimpy swimwear. |
|
| |
// A rigorously conducted research programme involving a carefully selected sample of one bikini-wearing human female leads to the conclusion that this idea can only be trialled in an impractically narrow set of environmental and climatic conditions.// |
|
| |
Clearly more study is needed. I'll write the grant proposal if you'll push it through. |
|
| |
I do NOT want to hear about [8th] pushing anything through,
thankyouverymuch. |
|
| |