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Biggest Braggart Day

 "I can do that with one arm tied behind my back."
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Have you or someone you know boasted that you (he/she)can do "that" with one arm tied behind your (his/her) back? On a day, appointed by the Biggest Braggart, everyone will have one arm tied behind their back and go about doing their daily tasks and activities with only one functioning arm. Fun, challenging, and annoying after the first 10 minutes, but those who untie their arm get pinched, poked, and/or pummled for the rest of the day.

[thanks, bris, for the title suggestion]

—Machiavelli, Feb 03 2005

reminds me of this one... Hanging_20bib
[po, Feb 03 2005]

(???) It's not behind his back http://www.akaipro....t/users/rickal.html
[Mr Burns, Feb 04 2005]

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       Oh yeah, well I can tie one arm behind my back with one arm tied behind my back.   

       Try clapping.
To be precise, you don't mention whose arm is tied behind the back. It could be someone else's.
—Ling, Feb 04 2005
   

       //everyone will have one arm tied behind their back //

Seems a bit unfair on those people who only have one arm to start with.
—DrBob, Feb 04 2005
   

       Does a mannequins arm count?
—skinflaps, Feb 04 2005
   

       In the Kingdom of the bind the one-armed man is King
—bulb, Jun 27 2006
   

       i don't want to know how long it took to come up with that one [bulb].
—tcarson, Jun 27 2006
   

       Halfbaking is one activity that is easily achieved with only one arm. There are others but I'm too polite to mention them.
—wagster, Jun 27 2006
   

       //but those who untie their arm get pinched, poked, and/or pummled for the rest of the day.//......   

       But only by people with one arm tied behind their back.
—xandram, Jun 27 2006
   

       "//everyone will have one arm tied behind their back //   

       Seems a bit unfair on those people who only have one arm to start with."   

       Unless those amputees are allowed to tie their severed arm behind their back, and therefore function normally!
—MikeOliver, Jun 28 2006
   


 

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