Bed-side automatic condom dispenser

This device would easily attach to your mattress, creating a flush extension of your current mattress. The apparatus promotes a greater sense of intimacy between partners, by not having to take a break from foreplay.

With an opening similar to the cup holders in inflatable furniture, this would instead hold several “ready for use” condoms. The user would insert member into opening with glow in the dark ring for easy detection, allowing a condom to be expertly fitted to the user’s unit, and pull out of the device, now with condom on.

Attaching the device to the mattress is a “C” style clamp, with the lower portion being thicker and wider, for stability, while the top portion is upholstered for appearance. Clamp adjustable for varying mattress sizes, and ambidextrous for either side of mattress. Optional cap for covering hole when unsightly condom dispenser is unwanted (mother visiting), and to protect condoms from dust, debris, unwanted substances, etc. Easy and fast instillation, and placement on bed for “hip” location of user. Also easy to remove for storage or travel.

Available in all sizes and shapes in select quantities for those individuals requiring a degree of curvature, with the pricier models being custom fit to your own personal needs. Will work with all condom varieties and available with optional lubrication dispenser. Can be found in condom section of local drug and adult stores. Refill cartridges available at only a slightly greater cost of normal condoms, but well worth it for the ease of use.