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A British Motoring magazine recently published an article on what it considers to be the 100 most beautiful cars ever. Purely subjective, of course, although I happen to agree with their no 1 choice of E-type Jaguar. It made me think, however, that most cars are only beautiful as cars. Even the most
beautiful, it has to be said, are still obviously machines covered in painted metal.
So what would make a car truly beautiful when shape is so severely limited by function? I believe the popularity of silver as a colour (at least in the UK) is due to the unique way in which it varies in hue as it reflects the light. But it still looks like painted metal.
Envisage, if you will, a long, low, gorgeously curving machine, its pearlescent paint shimmering with a thousand iridescent hues, each one reflected through a crystal clear resin coating. The resin is deep enough to further catch, magnify and reflect the light as the car glides gracefully past. Concave and convex surfaces create trompe loeil effects, as light from hidden sources swirls and lumesces within the coating. The whole effect serves to veil hard surfaces within a soft transparent cloud of light. Beautiful.
Holographic Designs in Car Paint.
http://www.amasci.com/amateur/holo1.html This is not the above idea, but it's pretty cool. [Amos Kito, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]
Pearl-Ex
http://www.dharmatr...l/eng/1933-AA.shtml "Pigments that change color depending on the light angle." [Amos Kito, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]
(?) For DrCurry
http://www.barchett...ours-1/img0076.html [thumbwax, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]
(?) Beholdable Beauty?
http://www.jrdrags....raphics/dotson1.jpg Sleek and low-slung, lotsa chrome, pearlescent paint, trompe l'oeil effects, and a transparent veil of dancing exhaust swirls when operated at full speed...but I guess this isn't quite what you meant. [jurist, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]
(?) Beauty is in the eye...
http://www.speakeas...ocschlk/twinkie.gif ...of this car, named "Witness"... [Dog Ed, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]
Mile Deep Paint
http://www.johndago...Royal%20Empress.jpg When it comes to truly beautiful custom paint jobs for classic cars, John D'Agostino of Southern California is hard to beat. [jurist, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]
Kustom Kars of California
http://www.johndagostinokustomkars.com/ John D'Agostino's Kustom Kars web site. Amazing none the less. [hollajam, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]
aye aye of the beholder
http://www.halfbake...20th_27_20Kingswood could'nt help myself [peter2, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]
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//Envisage.... Beautiful// |
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Why, that almost perfectly describes my car! Except for the first bit, the last bit and the bit in the middle. Otherwise its exactly like a Vauxhall Corsa. |
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Thank you boy racers for painting a £20 vauxhall nova
with a £2000 pearlescent paint, cant exactly call that beautiful can you? |
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Can you not see the beauty in the machine? All those bits working togther in (more or less) harmony to move you down the road - that is where the true beauty lies. But I can see your vision as a work of art, more than transportation. |
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"Pearl-Ex" [link] has an interesting effect. Reflect & refract in creative ways, to produce an aura. |
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Sounds a bit girly to me .... what's wrong with British Racing Green ? |
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british racing green looks like baby poo, but looks very nice on old classics |
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There was a TVR at the Birmingham motor show a few years back that had something similar to this. It was done with some kind of translucent, pearlescent paint, and the colours changed as your viewpoint moved. It looked shit. |
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How can a car be "beautiful" when you can't see the engine? Bah! |
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a car shape and design is aesthetically beautiful, the engine is beautiful in the way it works engines are ugly to look at unless they are plastered with chrome etc |
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sild, is that shit as in "the shit" i.e. "that car looked so good! it was the shit!" or is that shit as in "absolutely a piece of poo"? it's so difficult keeping up with the youngster's hip talk these days. |
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so what exactly is beautiful then??? |
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bliss seconded. I have, after all, seen beautiful engines. |
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starting a car on a snowy day and its starts first time - man thats beautiful. |
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putting chrome on an engine to make it 'beautiful' is like adding make-up to a naturally beautiful woman, it doesn't do anything for it. engines are beautiful because form follows function. |
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can I have my lipstick back rbl? |
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//All those bits working togther in (more or less) harmony to move you down the road - that is where the true beauty lies. // |
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[rbl] I couldn't agree more, but its a conceptual beauty in that even though you know it's happening you can't actually see it. The beauty of this car is for the eye, rather than the mind. |
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And [tyskland], the random nature of the light patterns generated within the resin are indeed random in nature and can therefore be said to be providential. |
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egbert, I'm the type of person who keeps engine parts (cleaned and polished of course) on my living room table. I'd put my motorcyle in hear too, but there isn't enough room. |
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MEOW !!lets not fight GIRLS. |
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Who's fighting? I stated right at the beginning that beauty is purely subjective. If someone doesn't like the picture I've painted I'm OK with that, but it doesn't mean I can't enter the discussion. |
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Well if god made man, and man made a painting, then god made the painting didn't he? So wouldn't it be beautiful then? That is if you belive god made man. Though I don't understand what beauty and providence have to do with each other.
Beauty |
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n 1: the qualities that give pleasure to the senses [ant: ugliness] 2: a very attractive or seductive looking woman [syn: smasher, stunner, knockout, sweetheart, peach, lulu, looker, mantrap, dish] 3: an outstanding example of its kind; "his roses were beauties"; "when I make a mistake it's a beaut" [syn: beaut]
Maybe I'm just stupid. |
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Well, I couldn't have written it with out him. |
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If God had intended Man to fly, he'd have bought us tickets on Concorde. How could *anything* happen on Earth that God didn't either intend or permit? And how can God not take joy in the creations of his people? |
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[dalek] exactly. Not that I am saying that I agree with that, but its what I meant in response to tyskland. Personally I think humans are capable of beauty without divine intervention. |
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I second (third?) that, [notme]. If everything man made was nothing but an inanimate piece of bastardised trash, there certainly wouldn't be much to look forward to. And I daresay artists and their fans alike would be pretty put out. |
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One of the best one-liners I've heard, [bristolz] since Gracie Allen. Compliments on your perfect timing and multi-level wit. |
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Two days of talking about cars, paint jobs, the nature of art , beauty with a capital "B". It is almost hard to believe that no one has yet brought Tom Wolfe's very first book, "The Kandy-Kolored Tangerine-Flake Streamline Baby", into the conversation. |
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[jurist] feel free to provide a synopsis. |
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That John D'Agostino work is incredible. Are you sure that image wasn't computer enhanced? It's the sort of thing I was envisaging as a start point, before adding the outer coating, lights etc. |
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egbert, I'm familiar with airbrushing. I do recognize its nuances in this image. Of all the cars featured at J. D'Agostino's web site, this is the only one that appears enhanced or airbrushed entirely. It's possible the photo taken of this car was unsatisfactory for its realized beauty so an artist was employed to clean up the image. I'm not trying to discredit his work, so I'm putting his home page link for convenience for all to appreciate. |
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[Tsk] I didn't mean for you to disappear completely! |
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[HJ], thanks for the link. Is that you in the pictures? |
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Are you calling me a car? |
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Wait, green halter? She's cardboard, egbert. I'm the girl next door. I'm more like Julia Roberts...definitely. |
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<Grampa Simpson>"Hot Diggety, that's good enough for me!"</Grampa Simpson> |
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So the idea is for car paint? |
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"colo(u)r is acceptable and it's not repulsive and stupid looking" |
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Depending on your taste, those can be tall orders. I mean, what if you find every car that's not a red Maranello repulsive and stupid looking? Huh? Huh? What then? |
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// what if you find every car that's not a red Maranello repulsive and stupid looking? Huh? Huh? What then? // |
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Nothing much, except they have to increase the stength of your medication. |
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I think the Aston Martin DB5 is the most beautiful car ever. I understand UnaBubba has one..? |
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no UB is 008.5, thats a mini cooper driver. |
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ooooh, car sounds lovely! I can't wait to sink my teeth
into it. |
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[waugs]: I agree. Give me a Pacer any day. |
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I think a glass car would look quite nice if it were cleaned regularly. "Transparent Car" is on here somewhere, I believe. |
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//ooooh, car sounds lovely! I can't wait to sink my teeth into it./ |
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"...and an inexplicable craving for ice cream in the stomach of Arthur Dent" |
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I propose a car that is just as beautiful as the proposed car here, except the bits that aren't quite so beautiful be made more beautiful, for an overall more beautiful car. |
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I may post this as a seperate idea. |
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What DO you mean? There ARE no unbeautiful bits. It's all beautiful! |
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This makes your idea pre-baked. |
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Is this a first? If so, congratulations! |
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(rbl) must agree,
function is beautiful.
egbert, sweet notion.
all that surface , and so little, usually, done with it.
and of course , the form , the sculptural. |
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I saw a 2CV yesterday. That is the most beautiful car ever made. It looked even better in a california parking lot next to some oversized pickup trucks. |
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