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//talking scale//I can't breath, someone get this dead man off me//t.s.// |
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You might get it calibrated to suit you after a thorough medical checkup. |
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A better option will be a watch. When that little hand creeps around twice, you have one day less left to live. |
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<synthesized voice> You are...eight feet...three...inches tall, or will...need a...triple bypass within...two years. <s.v.> |
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