h a l f b a k e r yFewer ducks than estimates indicate.
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Shoes that smell of bacon rather than sweaty feet would be a great improvement. [+]. |
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By odd coincidence, I was today working at company whose next-door neighbour is a company called "Baconinflate". No space, no explanation. Apparently they produce gonflables. |
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I imagine that inflatable bacon would be quite popular. I
have some inflatable toast, and it's very useful. |
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Simply make the shoes out of bacon, weaved
together. |
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Watch out for weevils though. |
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Do they live elsewhere and just visit, or are they resident weevils
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If you did daredevil tricks on a motorbike whilst weaving in
mid air, would your stage name be Weavel Knievel? |
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