h a l f b a k e r yI CAN HAZ CROISSANTZ?
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Higher levels would also have the grumpy egotistical driver who takes any "help" from the back seat as personal criticism. "umm... I think there's a child playing with a football concealed behind that bus" "I saw them already, thank you very much. Do you think I'm blind? mind your own fecking business you wouldn't have a clue how to drive safely you loser" <increases speed and pulls closer to the car in front whilst glaring at you over their shoulder> |
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Is there a nervous teenager driver instructor mode? |
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My wife would slay at this. |
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You'd think the fact that the only accident I've ever been in, in more than thirty years of driving I caused on purpose to avoid a three car pile-up, would factor in to her commentary... |
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She would totally excel at this. |
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PS. don't ever try explaining to an insurance company that you caused an accident on purpose in order to save them money.
They won't listen. |
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Was your wife with you when you caused that purpose? I mean
when you caused that accident? |
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Nope. I threw my truck into reverse to avoid being in a pile up and slammed into the car behind me instead.
It made no difference that the amount of damage I caused was miniscule compared to the damage it was going to be if I my reflexes has been slower.
If you're in reverse then any accident is automatically your fault. |
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