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A device resembling a weird hybrid of a pair of night-vision goggles and an otoscope ( q.v.) which allows the wearer to see up their own nostrils.
The device has a single repositionable probe which deliver a stereoscopic image of one nostril at a time.
Nostrilampus
one of my first ideas on Bakery..... and a good companion to this. Everyone needs both devices. [xenzag, Dec 05 2009]
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A flexible fibre-optic extension with ports for suction and grasping instruments would make this more useful. Sell with a tube of remicaine jelly though. + |
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Reminds me of that CCTV system which lets you see
inside your mouth at the dentist. |
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From the title I thought this would be a small camera attached to a rhino's horn when they are tagged. |
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//with ports for suction and grasping instruments//
With this, a really obsessive nose-picker could get clear back
to the pineal gland. Ewww. |
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//with ports for suction and grasping instruments// |
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That's the DeLuxe model. Comes in a handsome genuine simulated plastic-effect case along with a copy of "The I-Spy Book Of Bogies" and an easy-clean dishwasher-safe mucus collector. |
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Can you also smell your eyes? |
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Only if you buy the Super DeLuxe version with patented EyeSniff technology and Opto-olfactory redirector. |
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Or Buy the Pro version and you can sniff your ears, Listen to your eyes,and look up your nose all at once. The sensory treat of a lifetime. |
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