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Those super soaker guns are good fun until the chamber de-pressurises two seconds later. Then you have to frantically pump the thing up again through a highly inefficient process using a motion that closely resembles masturbation. The idea here is to have a network of high(ish) pressure "shop" air feeds
distributed around the water park. Testosterone-fuelled teenagers are thereby saved a considerable exertion, enabling them to do more squirting (both now and later).
Can also be used to inflate lilos.
Battery powered watergun
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[xaviergisz, Feb 20 2022]
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This would inevitably lead to the inflation of squirrels and small dogs. [+]. |
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If you're going to hook up to a hose, may as well make it a high-pressure water hose, and dispense with the gun altogether. |
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Fill the pistol with carbonated water to save time and
connections? |
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This should be doable using a scuba tank. You can
already wear those. |
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Really what is necessary is a small tank of ether. On
depleting your pressure reservoir, ignite a small
quantity of ether inside your pressure vessel and top
up your pressure with hot CO2. Fizzy! |
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Miniature electric or i/c compressor |
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Nitrocellulose gas generator... |
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// Then you have to frantically pump the thing up again
through a highly inefficient process using a motion that
closely resembles masturbation. // |
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If women are on average worse in water gun battles than
men, I just realized a possible reason why. |
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That is wrong on so many, many levels that, after you're hunted down and killed slowly and painfully by the feminists, you may well be commemorated by some impressive public statuary ... |
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