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I hope there's not a particular reason for the death theme. |
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nope, just taking care of the old and infirm. |
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This does absolutely nothing for people who shit themselves while they're still alive. |
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yeah, unless they're unfortunate enough to have a heart attack at the same time. |
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jutta, i think funny is subjective. Personally I think death is quite funny in a way. Ever heard of the darwin awards? |
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well i guess that it would be useful for fight or flight situations like car accidents then. The device could be linked to a cell phone to dial emergency services whilst keeping your ring closed... |
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hmm... a toilet proximity detecting ring closer for babies - you may be on to something there... |
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yeah, you're right, it's a crap idea (gettit?) oh nevermind. |
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Even better, have it shock your heart back into motion once it detects that it stopped, that way you don't have to die at all! |
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[sporn] - // well i guess that it would be useful for fight or flight situations like car accidents then // |
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Or incorporate a nappy (diaper) into the airbag mechanism? |
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So, people crap themselves when they die, and see a white light at the end of a tunnel. Coincidence? |
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Be able to fart again after a..."stretch"... in jail? |
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I don't know about the m-f-d. The way I see it, in a Galaxy populated much like that of "Hitchhiker's..." - it'd fit right in. That Galaxy is not unlike that of the halfbakery Galaxy. |
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I could use this device for when I feed my snake. When she grabs onto the rats and squeezes them they always go number 2 all over the place. this would be a good device if it could withstand Zeus's own sphincter type muscles. Would I be able to take it out and put it in the next rat though? Or would my snake have a bunch of artificial sphincter closers stuck in her? |
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You people are waaaay too sensitive. I didn't realise there were taboo topics on halfbakery... |
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taboo? you find a subject we will not discuss! |
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yeah, that schindler was well out of order. |
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"imparting great nuggets .." was that before or after you die? |
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