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"Australian Tightrope Walking" is the name given to the process of negotiating a tightrope whilst walking upside down. Here's how it's done:
The tightrope is composed of a heavy duty ferro-magnetic wire. The walker wears a set of strong electro-magnets built into the soles of their boots, each boot
being capable of independently supporting the full weight of the walker. As each foot is flexed forward, its magnets gradually switch off, allowing for a controlled foot peeling-off action to be initiated. This action facilitates normal walking, only in an upside down orientation.
This means that the walker can traverse the entire length of the tightrope just like an Australian.
Colin Furze walking on the ceiling with electromagnetic boots
https://www.youtube...watch?v=uRKHCRR9-C4
[notexactly, Mar 24 2016]
This might help...
https://www.youtube...watch?v=IANBoybVApQ
...scroll ahead to the 3:00 mark for the start of the cool stuff. [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 24 2016]
[link]
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The electromagnets, and their power supply, will be quite bulky and give off a lot of heat. |
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As an alternative, why not use gravity? Just move ~5.972 × 10^24 kg of rock from below the tightrope to above it. |
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Doesn't that imply "Off their face on that foster's horse-piss they swill down in huge quantities" ? |
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Hey, they used to make a good beer, Tooth Sheaf Stout. Gone by the wayside now, I believe. |
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We understand that once, long long ago, they had a cricket team. |
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Haven't heard much about that lately, though. |
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Don't be too hard on them, [8th]. After all, they've
still got a Queen. |
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// This action facilitates normal walking, only in an upside
down orientation. // |
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Colin Furze sure didn't walk normally with his
electromagnetic boots on: [link] |
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Those things are heavy, and gravity is toward your head. |
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I have literally,to the best of my memory never seen an Australian drink a Fosters unironically. It is absolute swill. It makes American beer taste good, and that's saying a whole lot. |
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What I don't understand is how all you foreigners like it so much that they're still in business. |
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[Custard] The mini-keg of fosters was all the rage back when I was new to drinking and didn't know beer could taste good. I'd purchased and drank many. |
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Now, however: Hoeggarden, Leffe, Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout and Guiness Extra Stout. |
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I'm also open to suggestions as long as they are good suggestion. |
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