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Pressurized air blows stubborn children through the play tubes and down the slide.
Iris (choke) Valve
https://www.aaamach...mi/iris-valve.shtml Could work? [neutrinos_shadow, Mar 20 2023]
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What kinda pressure we talkin bout here? |
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Why, sufficient pressure to dislodge the children, whatrock. Insufficiently rotund to resist the pressure, A1. |
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Really needs a way to accommodate children of various rotundities. Perhaps something akin to an iris valve? |
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Do you mean Iris Valve the punk trumpet player? |
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Larger children simply build up pressure behind them until sufficient force is accumulated to dislodge them, like Augustus Gloop. |
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You trying to tell us that 'your' child isn't stubborn? |
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Damn son! You done won the parent lottery. |
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Mine is persuadable with threats of violence. |
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