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Every day, skijillions of spermatozoa are emitted, only to
be frustrated from achieving their divinely-mandated
destiny. Instead, they end their brief existence encased in
latex, or entangled in fibers of paper tissue.
But one day, when an unscrupulous garbage contractor
dumps a load of hot
radioactive waste into a residential
landfill, the little fellas get a second chance. Gaining
sentience and mobility, they realize that their best chance
is to work together. Slowly, they accumulate, eventually
oozing out of the landfill as a twelve-foot-long glob of
unstoppable silvery goo...
... that is looking for FERTILE EGGS.
Soundtrack by 10cc.
oglaf cumsprite
http://oglaf.com/cumsprite/
[calum, Nov 17 2015]
what [travbm]'s talking about
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz
[notexactly, Nov 19 2015]
Need a tissue?
https://www.youtube...watch?v=6-pxxkx4ub8
Boxed at the end. [popbottle, Nov 21 2015]
Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html
Lary Niven's 1969 paper, a must-read for jiz monster enthusiasts [CraigD, Nov 28 2015]
Sexy Losers
http://sexylosers.com/strips.html#3
Damned funny stuff. And the entry of the word "fap" into the English language. [Voice, Nov 28 2015]
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This is not really an idea. More of an adult goosebumps book. |
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Is this in the Amazon, or some other woman? |
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I'm surprised if this hasn't already been made in Japan. |
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I like Jizz it was on Star Wars, it was like Jazz but instead of making people depressed it was all about making them feel better. |
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I second " oglaf - cum sprite " .... it's a great read. |
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Maybe it should be attack of the Cum monster or Spermeon Or Cumzilla Versus Godzilla. |
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Attack of the Giant Jizz Monster is a stunning portraiture of the sexual ideal and the generalized will to create superman, and the random and the infrastructural substrate that brings froth. |
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" Mike's Left Hand " and " Chie Samachi " for on topic, but almost all of " Sexy Loser's " is gold. |
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