Attack Bubbles

This autonomous, integrated toilet seat and lid, bubble blower is guaranteed to harass into submission any errant users leaving the seat up or wet.

Upon registering misuse of the toilet seat, the unit uses its range finder to track large, receding objects. If the distance becomes greater than one meter, strike mode is activated.

If not already vertical the toilet seat is raised. Simultaneously, a wetted nylon line on the inside of the ring is pulled across the opening, creating a soapy film. The lid blower expands the film to a half-meter diameter blister before the line wipes back, completing the attack bubble.

Lastly, the blower propels the dripping, pulsating sphere towards the target, which will shortly experience what it's like sitting down on a wet seat or cold porcelain.