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[8th of 7] will require a bit of prodding to keep him on his toes…
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[8th of 7] will spend the entire year muttering
and grumbling because [ytk] posted
"Blatantly Idiotic Predictions For 2014" first. |
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A superbug virus will evolve and wipe out much of
the cattle production of Wyoming. It will be easy to
detect, however, by its 6 foot tall frame, cape
emblazoned with <SB>, and hot pants, and
consequently easily controlled with a kryptonite
vaccine. Another superbug will quickly emerge,
however, wearing a foolproof disguise consisting of
framed glasses that will catch the CDC off guard. |
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Sorry best I can do this late at night. |
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The latest findings of the Large Hadron Collider will
confirm that that there is a universe where every
single Blatantly Idiotic prediction has come true,
even in cases where it stands in contradiction to
other Blatantly Idiotic predictions. |
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This universal largess will cause the reincarnated Walt
Whitman to amend his famous quote from "I am large,
I contain multitudes" to "I am large, but I am going on
The Biggest Loser next season" |
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Black Holes will be added to the States of the US, so
they can be taxed for property taxes.
Then the government can have an excuse as to
where all the money goes... |
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The President will approve the Keystone Pipeline,
and appoint the Keystone Cops to run the NSA |
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//There will be 365 days?// |
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Actually there will be significantly fewer, and the internet will be slowed down by the millions of ill-informed armchair experts arguing about whether the days have become longer or the year shorter. |
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[ytk] will live to see another sunrise. |
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I notice that last one didn't make it into the predictions for
2014. |
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Such a shame [ytk] changed his title.
I will now call him Sir[ytk]. |
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The fact that [8th] didn't get to write up the annual
prediction post this year apparently made him
tremendously unhappy, but I decided to let him do it
anyway. |
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[ytk] I honor and respect your respect and sincerity,
but really, THIS is the real thread for Blatantly Idiotic
Predictions for 2014!! It is not written in stone who
can post this annual fun thread and now with [MB]'s
2015- none of it is fun anymore. So sad that some
people will be getting coal and dog shit in their
Christmas stockings. |
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Don't harsh on Eighth. They're goddamn lucky to have found
their true calling in life. It's not often that a person finds a
gifted talent, and if they do and it involves high explosives
then the only gracious thing for the rest of us to do is dig
slit trenches and develop better reflexes. |
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Oh, I just felt bad that [ytk] changed his title. I'm not
harshing on 8th, I hope Santa brings him an entire
litter of abandoned kitties from all over the world.
BTW - his title doesn't line up with the others.... |
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Not you, [xan], I was responding to [Kwest]'s blatant
trolling. You're a sweetcheeks, as usual. |
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Don't worry about slit trenches. We have
never blown up anything or anyone we
weren't supposed to. |
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Well, maybe a bit, but nobody complained. |
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OK, so we got some reproachful looks, but it
never went as far as a Board of Enquiry. |
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So, yes, it did, just once, but when we showed
up and explained things from our point of
view, they decided their was no case to
answer, and ran away. And we'd just got the
practical demonstration ready … |
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You can't reason with people like that,
particularly when they're hiding behind a
mound of earth and pleading that they have
a family and responsibilities and don't want
to die. Lack of moral fibre, we call it. |
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//It is not written in stone who can post this annual fun
thread// |
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I don't really care that much who posts it. If [Aifh] really
wants to make it /his/ thing that he ripped off from you who
ripped it off from [Ian Tindale], then so be it. Consider it
doing my part to see that he gets a tiny bit of joy in his life
each year. |
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//THIS is the real thread for Blatantly Idiotic Predictions for
2014!!// |
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Well, I predict this thread is going to self destruct at some
point in the future, because it bothers me aesthetically
having an oddball entry in this category. |
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I suggest we all be gracious about the whole thing and go
have Christmas dinner with that creepy uncle of ours that
nobody really is quite sure /what/ he does for a living, maybe
he's a solicitor or a business consultant or something like
that, though he never does seem to be doing much actual
work come to think of it, but anyway yes, we still really do
have to go see him because he's family, at least we think he
is, I thought he's on your side dear, no, well, anyway, the
rumor is he has money and we'd hate to get cut out of his will
because we couldn't show just a little holiday spirit, I know
his house is dark and drafty, and yes, it's overrun with
spiders, but that's just how it's going to be, so get your coats
because the car is leaving in five minutes with or without
you, no, I didn't mean you can just stay home, we're all
going, and that's final. |
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Just so you know I didn't rip off Ian, if you read my
idea, he really forgot!! (or didn't want to do it
anymore). You are a bigger person for your
graciousness. Merry Christmas or whatever you may
celebrate. x0x |
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And we got Ian's permission ... |
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// creepy uncle of ours that nobody really is quite sure /what/ he does for a living, ... I know his house is dark and drafty, and yes, it's overrun with spiders, // |
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You never said that you're related to M'lord Buchanan ... on your partner's side, hopefully. Well well, what a small planet it is. |
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Damn. Looks like I was 7 years early. |
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