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Assault Towel

 For when you get caught with your pants down.
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This is a set of towels with stainless steel, brass, or titanium tips securely stitched onto the corners, looking somewhat like a steel tipped cowboy boot. If shit hits the fan and the only thing you have time to grab is your towel, you'll be ready! Vogons beware!
—21 Quest, Aug 06 2023

steel tipped cowboy boot https://www.shoesma...boots-metal-tip.jpg
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       Er, to roll up like a rat tail and whip at enemies?
—whatrock, Aug 06 2023
   

       Exactly!
—21 Quest, Aug 06 2023
   

       Well, whip it good.
—whatrock, Aug 07 2023
   

       Send to Musk and Zuckerberg to use in their forthcoming mad cage fight.
—xenzag, Aug 07 2023
   

       Both of them making their next public appearances wearing an eye patch. I love it.
—21 Quest, Aug 07 2023
   


 

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