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Heck, need I say more?
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Hey, any lawyers around, could noodle manufacturers be responsible for the declining reading abilities of many children? Class action lawsuit anyone? |
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"... in a separate filing a Hispanic community charge Campbell for including ?'s in their new Hooked-On-Phonics edition noodle soup, but not a single ¿ ..." |
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Hey,hey,hey,hey,hey,hey...hey. . . hey,hey,hey,hey,h-h-h-hey now! |
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Damn... comma... won't... stay... on... my... fork... |
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What we really need is alphabet soup with spaces. |
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how do the colons stick together? |
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is there an operation to reverse that? |
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how do you get the upside down ? |
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I suppose I need another ? after that first ? . |
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I'm going to be practical here. (Shocking.) I wonder if the pasta extruders Campbell's must use for their soup noodles could handle a noodle as small as a . or a ,. |
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The punctuation would be the same size as the letters. |
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//how do the colons stick together?// Embed the dots in transparent noodles (Mung bean noodles). |
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That brings up the idea of making whole sheets from bean-noodle material with embedded text. For 4th of July have halfbaked lasagna with the Declaration of Independence written on each layer. |
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Good one, [spacecadet]. + And accents for the French among us. |
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How about a spell check tossed in with the alphabets. I am sure Microsoft would be pleased by this. + |
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I guess you could do this, and accommodate some other European languages at the same time, with just a dot, a straight line, a comma, a parenthesis, and a question mark crook. Then maybe things like the caret/circumflex, tilde, and cedilla (or just use the q.m.) for export markets. Changing letter counts to match their local frequencies, to maximize the number of words to be found, might be a nice touch. Then start thinking about how to break into China (romanization would be cheating). |
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Also, the 'question mark crook' would be a good Hamburgler-type mascot. |
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Ever noticed how cooked crushed up spaghetti kinda looks Arabic? no ok... |
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