h a l f b a k e r yClearly this is a metaphor for something.
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These shoelaces are airtight tubes of elastic material sealed
at the ends. By tying shoes with them and forcing the air
out
into the ends that are being tied together, the knot is held
closed by the air pressure stored during tightening.
balloon high heels
http://www.balloona...balloon-deliveries/ [xandram, Dec 05 2011]
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But I was all excited to think that you'd found a way to tighten shoes up to your chosen level just by walking in them. |
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But I thought that you'd found a way to avoid having
to make the knot. |
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It would look like a balloon poodle is trying to
dry-hump your leg. I'm not sure whether that's a
positive or a negative, though. |
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You may be onto something there. Rigorously
trained miniature humping dogs could replace shoes
entirely. |
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If you could get them to hump in sequence, they might
even replace walking; like the Segway was supposed to do,
only cheaper and powered by kibble. |
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You could actually have different balloon animals on
your shoes, depending on your whim and the fashion
of the day. |
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//Rigorously trained miniature humping dogs could
replace shoes entirely// [marked-for-tagline] |
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What [theircompetitor] said. |
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