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But I was all excited to think that you'd found a way to tighten shoes up to your chosen level just by walking in them. |
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But I thought that you'd found a way to avoid having
to make the knot. |
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It would look like a balloon poodle is trying to
dry-hump your leg. I'm not sure whether that's a
positive or a negative, though. |
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You may be onto something there. Rigorously
trained miniature humping dogs could replace shoes
entirely. |
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If you could get them to hump in sequence, they might
even replace walking; like the Segway was supposed to do,
only cheaper and powered by kibble. |
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You could actually have different balloon animals on
your shoes, depending on your whim and the fashion
of the day. |
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//Rigorously trained miniature humping dogs could
replace shoes entirely// [marked-for-tagline] |
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What [theircompetitor] said. |
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