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The 100m sprint with a
computer-generated cheetah chasing each runner, the long jump over a computer-generated pool of snapping crocodiles, the javelin spearing a computer-generated evil henchman as it lands, etc.
Animalympics
http://www.youtube....L_Q&feature=related "46 Seconds - not bad for a fatso!" [Jinbish, Aug 21 2008]
For [theleopard]
http://pirates.emuc...thlon/c64/main.html Daley Thompson's Decathalon - the game that crippled a thousand joysticks. A week. [Jinbish, Aug 21 2008]
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For all sports, please. Anything to make people running round a field, hitting a ball with a stick, et cetera more interesting. [+] |
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I remember my first ever experience on a rowing machine at a gym: it included a display screen with program that had a 'shark chase'. |
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Not quite peril, but you could add sprinting animals to the races. Usain Bolt against a crocodile (Bolt Jenkins - see linky), Michael Phelps versus an otter (!?). |
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Slightly different, but I used to think it
would be good to dub 8-bit games
console sound effects over the top of the
Olympics. Imagine the triple jump, the
javelin and the hurdles with Mario jumping
noises and shoot-em up lasers and the
like. |
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I used to have that game! A sure-fire way
of developing arthritis at the age of 9. |
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Yep. Kids have it easy these days. Wii Fit, my arse. |
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(+) Synchronized swimming with piranhas. |
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+ what [Srimech] said...let's make it interesting! |
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use monkey and pigsy from the olympics trailer for something please. |
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Wouldn't it be simpler to use real cheetahs? |
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Now THAT gets our vote ! [+] |
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Marathon runners being chased by a virtual velociraptor would be good .... but bluescreen/CGI can only go so far. The Long Jump where the first part of the pit is full of live venomous snakes would be excellent. Putting the shot, but with a live grenade - throw it far enough, and you not onl get a medal, you get to live, too. And for the equestian events, a pack of hungry lions would add that extra frisson of authenticity .... |
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//Putting the shot, but with a live grenade // It wouldn't be heavy enough, would it? |
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If it was heavy enough, then you wouldn't be able to get far enough away. Somewhere in between there must be a happy medium where most competitors live but the odd few die. |
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"Darwin Olympics" = survival of the fittest, literally ? |
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Being an ex-pole vaulter, I can imagine the fun of jumping over a giraffe. |
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