A Real Spy Movie

In light of recent movies such as "Spy Kids", "Mission Impossible 2" and "The World is Not Enough" (or any James Bond movie for that matter), I think a spy movie should be made that tells the truth, however disgusting it is, in an impartial documentary style. I say this because America's perception of spies is comical- completely reversed. Truthfully, it would be more like trainspotting, without the wit or humor. Spies are often portrayed as handsome, wealthy, well equiped, extensive elitist private lives, and brilliant. The only one that would hold true is thier intelligence. Spies, by most counts, are not by any means attractive, nor exceptionally ugly. They normally operate with equipment older than them, not made from thier own country. And thier private lives- to many spies, spying is thier private life, but when they do have time off, as people, they are normally socially dysfunctional indivinduals (in mild terms), with only meager settings to return to at the end of the day. One thing you can never do is trust a spy. Most (no solid numbers here- I'd guess around 75-85%) American spies are not American; it's much easier to do horrible things to a person already in place than introduce a new one. And how is most of this done? A lot of people on this side of the intelligence business stick have severe substance abuse problems. So what would this movie be like? A bunch of people steaked out in a hotel room with cameras and telescopes, taking turns watching things while some shoot up in the backroom. Long stretches of nothing with small flashes of action inbetween. Scenes of maniuplating drug addicts into doing things for you. Rape. Murder. Extortion. This would be the real spy movie. Of course you ask "But why would anyone want to watch it?" I have no idea. That's not something I was worrying about.