A Lobster with your name on it

I saw the title Lobster with a side of Revenge (see link) and thought "now, there's an idea" - then I read the idea and found it wasn't at all what I was thinking. So, here's my idea, which sprung to mind after reading that title.

First of all, the whole idea of picking out your own lobster is rather bizarre. They generally look all more or less the same. Just these funny looking creatures in a fish tank.

So, why not add some fun to choosing your lobster.

Imagine. You've just broken up with your long time boyfriend who cheated on you. You're totally depressed. You're not eating right, just moping round the house all sad. You friends decide they need to take you out for a night on the town. So they force you into a shower and bundle you off to the Halfbakery restaurant. As you walk in the door, you notice the big fish tank with lobsters in it. They all have a little name tag attached to their little tails - and there - in black and white - is the name of your cheating-scum boyfriend. And on the little female lobster to his right - the name of the girl he cheated on you with! Now, you have the great pleasure of picking out that lobster, knowing that it's being boiled alive in the kitchen then eating the thing and enjoying every bite. First decent meal you've had since you broke up!

The perfect meal for those evenings when you come home stressed from work because of your $%^* boss and your &*%$ co-workers. A brilliant way to celebrate the divorce coming through. Great stress relief for PMS... the list goes on.

Heck, masochists could even get lobsters with their own names on them!

And how do the names appear on the lobsters? When you book, you simply let the restaurant know the names you'll need on your lobsters. They fish one out, put the name on the small plastic nametag with permanent marker and plop them back in the tank.

Of course, this also helps the restaurant because there's no more coming up to the fish tank and saying "I'll have that one - no, no, the one behind him..."

Now its: "I'll have Fred. Make sure he suffers!"